Real Russian Recipe!

It's not really a recipe, you just kind of make it up as you go.  Are you ready for some real Russian food?
Ok!
Ingredients:
1 or 2 boiled potatoes-peeled
1 or 2 hard boiled eggs
1 smallish cucumber
1 pickle
A couple hot dogs
1 can peas
mayonnaise

Chop all that up (except the peas, just drain those and plop in bowl) and slather it with mayonnaise!  Mm-mm-mm!

I'm joking about the deliciousness.  It's ok.  It would be better with fresh peas and ham instead of mysterious "sausage" that tastes exactly like hot dogs.

Side note: I've learned that my host brother did not get new ceiling tiles, but new wallpaper.  It's kind of hard to tell when all they say is "glue."